Wednesday, March 4, 2015

Too scared to even play it...brave beware, you're in for a scare.

Hey there, welcome to another Mythical Review. This time we delve deep into the dark pit of horror and jump scares. Should be fun! ...as long as I'm not the guinea pig, which I'm actually not this time! YAY!

I get panicky very easily while playing horror games, it's just who I am. And I know it's hilarious to watch me get panicky which is why I'll play them once I set up my YouTube channel but until then I'll let other people panic in my stead so I don't have a heart attack.

Back to the review now, how many of you people know this adorable cuddle face?
Does it seem familiar? Does it bring back memories of fear and tears? It should, and if it doesn't then it will if you play the game.

This is the face of none other than Freddy Fazbear. The friendly, murderous face of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, which is a digital ripoff of Chuck E. Cheese probably.

The name of the games are all Five Night's at Freddy's and you always play  as a security guard who probably couldn't find any jobs other than to sit and watch some really creepy animatronics who will actually end up trying to tear your face off.

..actually they try to stuff you into an animatronic suit. They try to stuff you into an animatronic suit that probably already has an animatronic skeleton inside of it which doesn't leave much room for you. Who am I kidding? It doesn't leave any room you you. You die.

There are already three installments of this game, each expanding on a story line that's been in place since the first game which I think is great. This game isn't just about making you wet yourself (which I totally did not do, just saying) this game also makes a point of giving the player, or watcher in my case since I only watched Markiplier playing through the game, but it gives them a story line to try and figure out exactly what the truth is behind these murderous mechanical machinations from the deepest pits of hell. (try saying that five times fast, I did and it didn't work well)

The jump scares are on point, some of the best jump scares I've seen in a horror game yet, and they get better as the series progresses. And there actually is a feeling of panic as you're playing. I played the second installment, or at least part of it, and my heart was pounding out of my chest every second of playing. It was amazing. Although I refuse to play it again, alone, without a camera pointed towards my face.

So in the end I give Freddy Fazbear a five out of Five Nights. (CLEVER PUN! WOOHOO!) Go check it out and try not to accidentally soil your pants.

This has been another Mythical Review, thanks for reading and I will see you next time!

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