Obviously I'm afraid of Flies

Okay, I'm not really afraid of flies. But you play someone who is in this next game, "Fly in the House"

I found this one on Steam as well, noticing a pattern yet? Yeah, I play a lot of games from Steam. Oh well, it's a great place to find games.

Anyway, the entire point of this game is to f*** s***  up. (I only censored because I forgot if I censored my other posts or not. If I haven't or if I haven't cursed yet, then from now on I'm not censoring unless it's requested)

At the beginning of the game you're told a short story about how you're getting home from years abroad when you're rudely interrupted by an annoying buzzing sound. Behold! The majestic fly! It has taken abode in you house while you have been away.

Unfortunately, you're also either completely psych bonkers, or you don't own a fly swatter. Maybe a mix of both..who knows? But now it has become your sole mission to kill this poor fly, using whatever you can, including (but not limited to) wine bottles, sofa pillows, frying pans, and flat screen televisions.

In the process of killing said fly, you also probably messed up your apartment really badly. But who really cares, you got that annoying fly!! So that goes down as a win in your books!

This is both a great stress relieving, and a stress inducing game. The controls are a bit wonky, in the sense they don't always do what you want them to. You move using the standard WASD setup and jump with Space, and you look around with the move and pick thing's up/"throw them" using the mouse. The quotation marks there are supposed to make that extremely sarcastic. When you throw an object using the mouse click, it's like the person has the arm strength of your common field mouse. Or maybe a door jam..I can't tell. But not, to actually throw things with any real momentum, you need to slide your mouse so the player spins, and the object he's holding is forcibly ripped from his hands. So it's interesting to try to aim at the fly.

Right now, I'm not sure how I would rate this game. It is a lot of fun, but I can't really figure out how one progresses through the different levels, but that might just be me being stupid. For ten bucks, at the moment I can't say whether or not it's worth it. At $5 I'd say yes it was definitely worth it, but $10 is a different story. Once I can figure out how to advance through the levels, I'll probably say that it's worth it.

This had been another Mythical Review! Thanks for reading, and I'll see you next time!

..now excuse me, gotta kill this spider.

.......I got it!